[cackles sadly]

May 20

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

(via atwopersonpartywithhats)

May 19

mightyfalls:

momo-slim-veil:

Words of the wise

its so fucking annoying when people say this shit have you ever heard a person call stupid hoe inspirational no of course not so stop shaming mainstream music like a fucking assmonkey 

mightyfalls:

momo-slim-veil:

Words of the wise

its so fucking annoying when people say this shit have you ever heard a person call stupid hoe inspirational no of course not so stop shaming mainstream music like a fucking assmonkey 

(via davidbowieforpope)

May 18

[video]

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

(via hamfarto)

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

(via dogs420)

frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

(via dormitories)

REALISE REAL EYES REAL LIES

REALISE REAL EYES REAL LIES

May 17

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

(via emilioestevez)

May 15

sexting-your-grandma:

Justin and his sugar daddy

sexting-your-grandma:

Justin and his sugar daddy

(Source: justin-biebs-rares, via davidbowieforpope)

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

(via bbqringolos)