notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

mightyfalls:

momo-slim-veil:

Words of the wise

its so fucking annoying when people say this shit have you ever heard a person call stupid hoe inspirational no of course not so stop shaming mainstream music like a fucking assmonkey 

x

pau1y:

Me and my mom text

monetizeyourcat:

vlogbloopers:

wow get a job

are you talking to the photographer or the dog because if you’re talking to the dog i agree

frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

• shirtless boy
• sHirTlEsS bOys
• sHIRTLESS BOYFS
• SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
• no school

REALISE REAL EYES REAL LIES

wishcave:

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

sexting-your-grandma:

Justin and his sugar daddy

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back